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felix
@legobutts
same user name on insta, blue sky, and discord. email [email protected]. no longer here.
Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2009
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Mar 3, 2020
    . ⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟧 ⬜️⬜️🔳⬜️🟧🟧 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟧🟧 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟧🟧🟧 〰️ honk ⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Jan 28, 2018
    oh haha queer peeps on the okcupid sign up page! wait....wait. wait no oh god no okcupid what is your brand what
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Jan 16, 2017
    Replying to @legobutts
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Aug 12, 2021
    Replying to @LolOverruled and @Papapishu
    it’s legal. it’s legal! ITS COMPLETELY LEGAL. there are no regulations and it’s legal! it’s 100% legal. it’s not illegal, and it’s legal. in america there’s no law against my hobby or study or career. i’m a legal collector of legal bones. oh these spines? these bones? all legal
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Oct 28, 2019
    tbf I work from home and this is true
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    David Milner
    @DaveMilbo
    Oct 28, 2019
    RPGs are weird, man. Was trying to hack a terminal in The Outer World's but my hacking skill was too low. Notice my armour is giving me -5 for all tech skills. I take off my pants and all of a sudden I'm skilled enough to hack the terminal. Video games.
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Mar 19, 2016
    WTF my cat just gave me the SASSIEST EYEROLL 🙄🙄🙄
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Apr 5, 2021
    i’m in a writers meeting and this fucker suddenly slides out from under the couch just like this on his back
    my grey tabby kitten sneakers is on his back on the floor staring up at me. he’s just slid himself from under the couch, out, so half his body is still under the couch. i’m sitting on the couch staring at him. he looks surprised which is nonsense because it’s ME who is surprised at the sudden appearance of kitten
    (same description as previous) my grey tabby kitten sneakers is on his back on the floor staring up at me. he’s just slid himself from under the couch, out, so half his body is still under the couch. i’m sitting on the couch staring at him. he looks surprised which is nonsense because it’s ME who is surprised at the sudden appearance of kitten
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Oct 17, 2019
    sorry but if someone gave me a 10x10 pixel grid within which to draw “wine” I would not have the sheer confidence it takes to draw not a bottle of wine, not a glass of wine, but an ACTION shot of wine being POURED into a TIPPED GLASS. there’s a SPLASH PIXEL.
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Feb 10, 2019
    Enjoy this extremely good video I got of the paper monster that lives in my home
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Jul 7, 2021
    HE DOUBLE JUMPED
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    San Diego Padres
    @Padres
    Jul 6, 2021
    Gravity follows the law of @tatis_jr.
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Feb 26, 2020
    this must exist? a walking simulator called something like “you’re completely safe” where you can’t take damage you’re always totally ok, there’s no fail case, and nothing bad EVER happens but it’s all dark basements, attics, abandoned hospitals, old mansions, w big sound design
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Dec 7, 2020
    🚨 i put a tie on the baby 🚨
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    felix
    @legobutts
    May 29, 2019
    Bought a new rug and within SECONDS this criminal shows up
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    felix
    @legobutts
    Nov 5, 2020
    sunrise on sneakers