Dr Laylah 🇵🇸 (@lazyorlaylah) / X

Dr Laylah 🇵🇸

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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸

@lazyorlaylah

I have the range of a potato (complimentary)/ 🏥 @CapeTownMed - CBD & Sea Point

Cape Town, South Africa

Joined February 2021

Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Nov 22, 2024
A girl I know is getting divorced because she made it very clear that she doesn’t want to have kids - to the extent that it’s in their marriage contract. It was their anniversary and she asked him what he’d like (gift) and he said for her to change her mind about having kids 😳
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Oct 30, 2024
Everyone talks about the miracle of childbirth being the baby. The miracle of childbirth is the mother actually surviving pregnancy and delivery. You guys are really playing danger games for a man who forgets you exist half the time.
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@rich_thekid
Oct 29, 2024
What opinion about Pregnancy would put you in this position.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Mar 16, 2025
See? I wasn’t wrong about a degree being an insect repellent.
Ja Leto
@_falsi1ke
Mar 14, 2025
Marrying highly educated working women will be one of the worst decision u will ever make in your life. Big red flag.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Aug 1, 2023
I was a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
May 24, 2025
Men are purely logical and not emotionally driven 😂
khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️
@shelovesore
May 21, 2025
What is a propaganda you’re not falling for?
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Apr 2, 2023
My friend and I exclusively ate Uber eats for like 10 days (lunch and supper) and the one day we ordered Kauai and the driver said, “I’m so proud of you guys, this is the healthiest thing you’ve ordered in days.” 😭😭😭
Muhleza🌸
@mihletshemese
Apr 2, 2023
The same guy delivered my KFC again & said “you again my sista?” haibo fuck him 😭😭😭
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Jul 27, 2025
Even if we’re in conflict, we don’t withdraw care.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Apr 3, 2023
My chef was on vacation and I wanted to try all the new restaurants in Cape Town from the comfort of my friend’s penthouse on the Atlantic Seaboard. Oh, did I mention that I’m a rich woman doctor 😍💰
maz
@fathermaz
Apr 3, 2023
tweeting this as a woman should be embarrassing cause why ain’t you cooking?
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Feb 13, 2025
Forever in my mind: When I was an intern, I was going through the worst of my mental health. I jokingly mentioned it to the guy I liked (also a doctor but at another hospital). He came to help me on my call. He sat with me through every patient, every drip, every thing.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Nov 17, 2024
My biggest nightmare is having my period and waking up in a pool of blood that seeps into my sheets do you know what an inconvenience that is? The sheer terror?
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Sep 21, 2024
*Me bumping into a very tall man in the Woollies* Me: “OMG, I’m so sorry!” (Looks up) “Damn, how tall are you?” He laughs: “I’m 1,99m. You should watch where you’re going all the way down there!” Me: “Why not round up to 2m? 😂” Him: “I’m just trying to keep myself humble.”
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Jan 31, 2025
I’m really not a cool girl, hey 😂 I’m a double texting, outfit repeating, yapping, clumsy, loud laughing nerd.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Jul 30, 2025
I used to date someone who said I wasn’t capable of running my own practice because he’d had so many failed businesses in the past so I was “doomed to fail.” One thing about me? I’m motivated by spite. I now own 2 successful medical practices with a full staff.
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Dr Laylah 🇵🇸
@lazyorlaylah
Aug 30, 2024
THE MAN WHO CAUGHT THE TENNIS BALL HAD A SPRINGBOK JERSEY ON 😂😂😂 the commentators saying, “we try keeping the South Africans out of the conversation, but they keep coming up.” RSA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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