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Lauren Ash
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Lauren Ash
@lauren_ash
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Dina on Superstore
Lexi on Not Dead Yet
Host of True Crime and Cocktails
- If SNL doesn’t get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly in this week’s episode, they’re missing a massive opportunity.
- The Superstore team lost one of its best members. RIP Linda Porter. Always funny, always vibrant and ALWAYS enthusiastic. I don’t know that anyone loved our show more than Linda. Both you and Myrtle will be deeply missed. xoxo
00:00- *clears throat* YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT DOG IS 14 WHICH IS AMAZING FOR A GERMAN SHEPHERD AND PROOF OF HOW WELL HE HAS BEEN CARED FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE THERE IS A STATE OF FUCKING EMERGENCY IN TEXAS WHY DON’T YOU SPEND TIME COVERING THAT INSTEAD OF SHAMING AN ELDERLY DOG YOU FUCKSNewsmax guest attacks Biden's dogs for being dirty and "unlike a presidential dog"
00:00 - In case you’re wondering why the air quality is bad in LA. Not cars! Just the crushing amount of cremations happening! But by all means, keep ignoring the rules and warnings so you can have your beach days and outdoor lunches with friends.
- Hi! Go fuck yourself! Sincerely, Lauren
- 6 years is a long time. I’ve never done anything for 6 years before. There have been babies, houses, dogs, new cars (though I still drive my beat up Jeep.) 6 years is a chunk of life. Happy that I got to go through it all with some of the best people I’ll ever know. #Superstore
- Cat’s out of the bag!#Superstore actor @lauren_ash is staying in business with NBCUniversal after signing an overall deal that includes a commitment for her to write her own comedy pilot deadline.com/2021/04/supers…
- It’s hard to know exactly what to say in moments like these. Superstore was a dream every day. I made lifelong friends and helped create a show that I am beyond proud of. I am incredibly sad it’s ending but also insanely grateful for all it’s given me. ☁️ 9 forever.
- Everyone! Did you know that She-Ra season 3 will premiere on @netflix August 2nd?? AND that Geena Davis will join the cast as Huntara?! There’s also SO much more Scorpia to come! I can’t wait for you all to see it! @DreamWorksSheRa
- I know that people don’t want to believe it but I am a really good actress. 😘Can’t figure out if @lauren_ash is a really, really good actress or just plays a character with her exact personality. Either way I love Dina! @NBCSuperstore
GIF - Dear @HamillHimself, I just saw this today and I burst into full tears. Just a full fangirl meltdown. Please come visit us anytime next season.
