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Laura Peek
@laurapeek_
standup, sweetheart, likes the outdoors💧• from Nashville, in LA • IG - @ laurapeekcomedy • mgmt - [email protected] & [email protected]
Los Angeles, CA
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    Laura Peek
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    Nov 19, 2022
    On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”
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    Laura Peek
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    Mar 5, 2022
    Damn everybody in nyc wears such cool pants I’m not being sarcastic where are y’all getting these pants!! every time I’m here I feel like a huge idiot, pantswise
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    Laura Peek
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    May 25, 2020
    Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying “I should be on Jeopardy” every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests
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    Laura Peek
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    Jun 19, 2022
    Just saw a billboard for Morton salt and it’s like….you have nothing to worry about. I can’t name another salt
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    Laura Peek
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    Aug 17, 2021
    Am I from the south??? In 1977 my great aunt Margaret shot her abusive husband Roy in the face in their driveway in Arab Alabama, everyone in town just went “good job Margaret” and then she got remarried to a guy named Bunk. BUNK
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    Laura Peek
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    Feb 12, 2020
    I’ve been in a monogamous relationship for 5 years but I’ll support sluts until the day I die. They are fun, peaceful people and they will always compliment how your boobs look
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    Laura Peek
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    Jan 19, 2021
    happy birthday Dolly Parton!! I will honor her, like I do every year, by having huge boobs and being nice
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    Laura Peek
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    Oct 26, 2022
    I was recently diagnosed with a form of OCD called Pure Obsession…love a mental illness that sounds like a signature scent from calvin klein
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    Laura Peek
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    Jun 2, 2021
    A guy got mad and told to take my mask off at a gas station. I’ve practiced this interaction in my head a million times. but I got nervous and yelled “fat chance!!!”....like some sort of 40s newsboy
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    Laura Peek
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    Apr 16, 2022
    Hey! I just saw a woman asking another very drunk woman, who was about to get in a car with a guy who was kinda pressuring her, “hey do you know him? Did you meet him tonight? Everything ok??” And I just wanna say…always do this!! You could really be helping somebody. Right on!
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    Laura Peek
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    Mar 5, 2020
    Can 15 men and 15 women fall in love, without ever laying eyes on each other? And also some of them are assigned to be guards and the others are playing prisoners? You’ve seen Love is Blind. You remember the Stanford Prison Experiment. This summer on Netflix: Love Is Prison
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    Laura Peek
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    Dec 18, 2021
    Was on a hike and saw a ripped man take a huge pine cone out of his backpack, kiss it, and throw it into the woods like a grenade. All due respect but what the hell is LA
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    Laura Peek
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    Dec 2, 2021
    I literally cannot imagine caring if another person decided to get an abortion. Can’t fathom any other reaction than “oh ok nice”
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    Laura Peek
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    Apr 24, 2022
    I wish there were a finite number of things you could google in your lifetime. oh I’ve only got 600 googles left?? guess I don’t have to know how tall laura dern is. guess I could pick up a book or have a conversation with someone I love