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Laura Lexx - Touring NOW!
@lauralexx
Rep'd by Taylor at UTC Artist Management - [email protected] Klopp Actually & Pivot available to buy EVERYWHERE
Brighton
Joined October 2009
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    I've decided to stop posting here. Ugh. I'm not announcing I'm leaving because I'm not going to delete the account in case here picks up but I just wanted to say I'm going dark so that if you're still here and like my stuff you'll have to come and find it elsewhere
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    Wtf when did cereal go landscape?
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    I stayed at someone’s house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep… cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can’t “put a cat to bed”?! The cat just… gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.
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    In the Olympics, before each event I think there should just be a normal person having a go to show you the scale of how phenomenal the Olympians are
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    I’m going Brighton —> Leeds and back today. The train is costing about £195. I reckon if I drove it would probably cost less than £70 in fuel. The cost of train travel is such a huge block in the practical ability to be environmentally friendly in this country
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    If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that.
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    This man has huge Buster Bluth energy
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    Shit magnet has been purchased! Now we will always remember our trip to Crabonela.
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    Anyone else tired by how many products are subscription rather than a one off purchase now? Can I just buy something once and then have it and be done? I don’t need an account with you
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    Replying to @lauralexx
    At one point I woke up and the cat was just staring at my sleeping face and when I mentioned it my friend said “yeah, she does that to check if you’re still breathing” but no mention of which way the cat hoped it would go…
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    They should warn childless people about half term like they let us know about rail strikes
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    The ref has given Saka a yellow card. It’s a picture of a sunflower and it says “keep shining” because he is so precious
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    If there’s an item less suitable for purpose than these fucking tins I have yet to find it
    Lyles golden syrup tin
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    Replying to @lauralexx
    I like that cats have stuff to do that they need you to be asleep for. That’s fun. Business. Cat business. I imagine my dog would just sit by the bed waiting for me to wake up so she could show me all the cool stuff she can do in exchange for treats. No business.