So I went looking for trouble, searched my man’s phone and found out he’s cheating with his childhood bestie. Lol. I don’t even know how to feel. Mad, sad, relief? This is new, so I am looking forward to see how I’ll handle this. Lol
Omolara
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Omolara
@larasaidthat
Author of Alo- A Collection Of Yoruba Folktales | Woman in tech |Product Manager| Building a product that brings you lunch daily. |pocketfood.io
- Replying to @JaiyejejeomoThinking back, this show has a lot of un answered questions; what were they, giant mouse babies, baby aliens? What’s the Tv doing in their tummy? Who owns the garden? Why did I like it so much?
- Reminds me of when Indomie was all the rave back then. I and my sister couldn’t get enough. A neighbour gave us N400 and we bought 10 packs each. We were so sure we would demolish the thing, no doubt. We hurriedly cooked it separately, boasting on whose Indomie would be nicer.I once bought 60 pieces, 30 beef and 30 chicken. After eating with about 5 of my friends, the clarity hit me real bad.😂🤣
- Replying to @PulseNigeria247This one you must kneel down to greet before you give her breast oh 😂
- Replying to @korysstarThe girl is smart for a reason. If she takes out all homelander Opps, that leaves her open for his muderous picking. She knows how evil and insecure homelamder is, she’s playing the long game. Love her for it
- I started a company that automates healthy food delivery to your office daily. We are currently rolling out our B2B arm that automates 5000+ meal deliveries every month to 3 corporate companies
00:00Tell us what you do for a living in one picture. You might be connecting with some new clients for profitable deal today. - Replying to @gelsbelovedfitzAnd the stories end up equally as cringe, overly cliched with bad writing 😂
- Replying to @Florence_EsqMore of this please. Let’s all dress according to our religion. Catholics with their habits, Muslims with their hijabs, Sango and ogunlana worshippers in their regalia. Make everywhere soft 😂
- Replying to @larasaidthatOf course we met sordid, smelly, fungus infected nylon when we got back from school the next day. To add salt to Injury, the nylons were sitting on the center table, and on the sofa facing it, was our father with one of his slender, yellow-white cane.
- Replying to @larasaidthatLooking at him sitting beside me and I want to ask questions but I am pressing my phone tweeting. Like guy, what did I do wrong?! But my pride won’t make me stoop so low. Funny I have never been cheated on before, so I’ll take this as character development. We meeuuveee 😁
- Replying to @IAMCHRONICKI can write origin stories for you. I can also help you publish. Let’s work together abeg. This is too good to remain in sketch pa.
- Replying to @zerowontmissIs she aware homelander killed his last milk cow?
- Replying to @larasaidthatDid that “I love you” search on WhatsApp. I saw what I was looking for sha 💀
