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mary • ツ
@lankytortoise
dan howell told me to slap it harder 🫡
- thank you dan
come see us on tour - theyre actually so real for the piss thing when i worked in a pub i had to refill the womens hand soap 1-2 times a week and the mens i literally refilled it twice IN A YEARHARD MONDAYS START NOW! podcast is here for your ears bit.ly/HardLaunchPodc… video going live at 6pm (uk) on youtube
- sister sent me some options to choose accommodation for our holiday i think ive made my decision
- storytime: went for an interview (2 women one aged about 29/30 and the other 34/35) they asked about my hobbies, I said travelling for events so they asked who I travelled to see so I was like fuck it dnp, the younger one was like i recognise that name but the other didnt so +I think dan and phil just got me a job?
- now when an irl asks us if dnp are in a relationship we are allowed to say yes without having to whip out a 5 million point presentation that they wont understand what a relief
