“dating girls seems so much easier” my brother in christ, my first lesbian breakup almost put me in the psych ward
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lane ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩
@lane_wolfe_
- having my parents over for dinner and snickering when i set the Target bisexual pride collection cup in front of my father
- him: idk, i just.. i feel like you’re trying to boil me into soup me, throwing carrots and potatoes into a giant cauldron: babe, you sound crazy right now
- made them h*mp my leg like a dog til they came in their panties, now i have to go to work 💼
- when i see an autistic boy with zero rizz i am in HEAT
- what is third base i was homeschooled?Twitch CEO Dan Clancy confirms TwitchCon 2024 will have a designated hook-up area. "Everything up to third base is allowed".
Readers added contextThis is a fake Dexerto account. The information here is false. The real Dexerto can be found here: twitter.com/Dexerto - if you tell me to shave my bush, you’re weak your entire bloodline is weak and you will not last the winter. thank you.
- thank GOD i am vaccinated 😷
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women. - “Whatever you do to him, I will do to you.” respectfully ma’am i don’t think your knees can handle what i do to himBoyMoms being weird again.
- need these desperately more than i’ve ever needed anything
