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stunning ideal wet man 🔆 (gloop era)
@l0rdofmisrule
yea im glooping
turns out if you make broccoli good enough your beautiful wife will put her entire hand inside you and make you see stars- first sucessful birth in the uk after womb transplant??? oh we used to pray for days like these
- you drop a “good boy” into a conversation one time and men be on their backs legs spread with their asshole twinkling at you like a star in the night sky
- performing emotional terrorism in the family group chat by asking if i have a plus one to a cousins wedding and waiting to see how they justify not letting the only gay cousin bring their partner
- everybody loves you when you’re boob posting nobody loves you when you’re mental illness posting. This says a lot about society
- Replying to @l0rdofmisruleand i make broccoli SO good
- Replying to @l0rdofmisruleokay lots of you asking for a recipe rn and i gotta say i just boil mine in very salted water for 4-6 mins and it comes out delicious bc im pure of heart BUT if you want a legit recipe then do the above for just 4 mins then fry the broccoli in soy sauce with garlic and lemongrass
- travelling with my gf and got hit with the “would you ladies like two single beds instead of the double?” LOL
- ppl talk shit abt self-diagnosis while I’m using peer diagnosis to accuse all my friends of autism and be right every single time
- everyone who’s worth knowing knows that it’s more submissive to top than to bottom
- having a chronic illness makes being a domme funny as hell like wow you’re such a good little slut now can you help mommy out of the shower please
- Replying to @l0rdofmisruleif you want to get proposed to then cut chestnut mushrooms into quarters and fry them with the broccoli (frying in butter is slightly nicer than frying in oil but both are good) and also add some oyster sauce and mirin and paprika
- breastfeeding is important and if you weren’t breastfed as a baby it’s not too late to find a beautiful woman to breastfeed you now
