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kristofer thomas
@kristoferthomas
writer/screenwriter, actor, idiot. i am trying to write a book right now. will you marry me
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Joined December 2019
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    i wanted to share an essay i wrote. it means a lot to me. i think it might get buried in the twitter algorithm, but that's probably why i feel brave enough to post it. Dad Used To Have Boobs (And They Were Kind Of Big)
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    what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
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    “what if YOU had been aborted??” then…i would’ve been aborted. lol
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    being a guy dating a bi girl means she somehow picked you over WOMEN, which is the highest compliment of all time
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    my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot
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    this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her
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    how my girl vs. guy friends reacted back when i came out as trans:
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    sorry to post something so heavy, but my parents and i haven’t spoken much since i started transitioning, it’s been really hard…my grandmother texted me this out of the blue and it made me cry😭
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    i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear
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    can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad
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    remembering the therapy session in which the grindr notification sound emitted from my therapist's phone, outing him; my face of recognition, in turn, outed me
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    me all week: omg i have so much to talk about in therapy me at therapy: