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Zach Kornfeld
@korndiddy
Video dude. I don’t like the internet I just live here. Try guy. He/him.
Joined March 2009
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    In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans. She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked. Look who's laughing now, mom.
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    Some good news: mine ☺️
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    ok so can i release my tweet drafts yet or
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    Btw, not even 24 hours later and Starbucks at the Grove is 100% back to normal. Property can be replaced. Lives can’t.
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    Opening twitter for some lolz but every tweet is about me.
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    I’ve enjoyed being a try guy but it’s time to leave now and enter my true form.
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    looking at all this merch about to hit goodwill
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    I tried to argue that Hallmark-style Christmas movies are inherently republican propaganda and it’s the most viscerally upset my friends have ever gotten but ya know what I STAND BY IT
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    Plus side of coronavirus is plenty of time to learn sick tiktok dance moves!!
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    Excited to get back to tweetin The Good Stuff™️ like ribbit ribbit im a frog
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    Very cool and appreciated that Variety ran with the worst photo of me ever taken.
    Replying to @Variety
    "We just needed to make sure that we were doing things right," Kornfeld said. "There’s a right way and a rushed way, and we wanted to make sure we were doing it the right way." bit.ly/3SIYjGx
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    Tweeting and deleting hot takes is apparently my thing now.