Being the only person to eat the cake at a gay guy birthday party
scott
4,067 posts
- Sorry but I’m not leaving my house at 9:30pm on a Monday to do side stuff
- Vodka water is next level anorexia
- Replying to @souporsonic_I literally did that and it was great just saying
- The scale at this fire island house was from a brand called “thinner”
- Replying to @Jonathan_swifA piece of cake isn’t going to run through you like that damn
- I am IN this man’s comment section trying to get him to fall in love with me
- There is a very demented phenomenon of an open gay couple in Brooklyn adopting recently transplanted single men into their orbit for a couple weeks at a time
- Owning clothes from Uniqlo is a necessary yet shameful fact of life. One should never be proud to own something that looks so state-issued and bland.
