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New stand up clip is out!
An excerpt from my Netflix Comedy Special “The Most Interesting Person in the Room” !
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Kenny Sebastian
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Kenny Sebastian
@knowkenny
Comedian. Writer. Been cheering people up since 2010.
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- So some fake screenshots of me are circulating where I appear to be abusing people. These are manipulated cause I reported an account who was attacking me cause of my religion.I will be approaching the @MumbaiPolice to get this investigated. Please don’t pay heed to any of these.
- Not surprising that the airline banned an individual to show “we take a stand against wrong doing.” It’s always been happening, comedians are soft targets. What’s Kunal gonna do? Make some phone calls and endanger the people who banned him? Nah, only politicians do that.
- Someone is obsessed with me 😉
- Someone has to say it but women are the worst at flirting. Oh my god. The tragedies I have heard when I am in public places. “Hi.” “Umm hi?.” “Heheheheheh so your girlfriend just lets you be out in public by yourself?” “I don’t have a girlfriend.” “Heheheheheh oh really?.”
- One of the most beautiful things to experience in life is when you approach a street dog and say the warmest “hey there cutie” you can... to see the dog go from “don’t hurt me” to “oh you are a friend” & wag its tail.
- How to write superhero movie: 1.Give hero incredible-reality-bending-mind-altering powers. 2.Give evil villain even more outrageous-earth-shattering-powers. 3.Put off two jokes. 4. In climax, punch each other instead of using powers. 5. Hero wins by punching more. The end.
- I know it’s gross but I love having dandruff so I keep fluffing my hair aimlessly when I am working so it falls on my laptop keyboard. I look at it and get grossed out and wipe my keyboard clean. I repeat the process till the dandruff supply is over. Usually it never is.
- I think I made my point. Also what can I add to this conversation when the most common rebuttel is “banning these apps is a very strong action.” Really. Strong action? A piece of code to restrict access vs what’s happening at our borders. That’s the standard for strong action?
- stop cherry picking instagram quotes to self diagnose & celebrate your shortcomings. anything online that comforts your level of immaturity is bad for you. go to a therapist or a medical professional. quotes with pictures of flowers & badly drawn humans aren’t life lessons.
- HAHAHAHAA what! Where did you find this?
- Was busy cooking rice.
- Be as compatible as Aloo Bhujia.
- Two years of therapy. It’s a massive privilege that I get to do it for mental hygiene. I equated it to going to the gym but for my mind. My therapist has guided me to such amazing self improvements. It’s one of my favourite aspects of life. #WorldMentalHealthDay