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Katherine Mangu-Ward
@kmanguward
Editor in chief @reason
Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
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    Why is that when you say "I believe we must legalize/decriminalize all drugs," every single person follows up by asking "Even heroin?" Bitch. What do you think "all" means?
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    Here's a conspiracy theory I just invented: I don't think narwhals existed before 2004. Every child I know has sophisticated opinions about narwhals. Meanwhile, an informal poll of GenXers reveals that none of us have any recollection of EVER hearing about narwhals as kids.
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    Peleton wife is really having the last laugh these days, isn't she?
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    An awful lot of those women left the workforce BECAUSE THE SCHOOLS WERE CLOSED FOR A YEAR
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    Cory Booker: This debate is pitting Democrats against each other. Me: Sir, this is a Democratic debate.
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    I think Biden just coined the term "first-time homeboners"?
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    Hey! Maybe not everyone who voted differently than you is a moral monster. Maybe most people are basically good, but sometimes disagree about politics.
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    Me, trying to put on eyeliner: a story in four acts, set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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    Goddamnit 2020. You leave Ron Paul alone.
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    They finished slightly early? Welp, I guess I'm a Republican now.
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    My god. The intense stupidity of this logic: 1) Black market vape cartridges made people sick, so 2) let's pass a bunch of regulations to push more popular types of vape cartridges into that same black market. 3) Lives will be saved! Wait, no. THAT WON'T WORK AT ALL. Argh.
    Trump admin. plans to "clear the market of flavored e-cigarettes" amid a vaping crisis. nbcnews.to/34FXtkW
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    "I will eat your ass first" is a sentence that has so, so many meanings depending on where you put the emphasis
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    Replying to @kmanguward
    The fact that GenXers would have somehow just missed narwhals beggars belief. The main obsessions of GenX girls were (a) dolphins and (b) unicorns. Don't you think if DOLPHIN UNICORNS existed, someone would have mentioned them to us? Unless narwhalsย didn't exist before 2004.
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    A literal 8th grader has done what three governments cannot seem to manage
    Virginia teen made the easiest website for booking vaccine appointments โ€“ showing DC, VA, and MD available slots: wusa9.com/article/news/hโ€ฆ