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Met a desi bro who recently moved to Germany complain about people eating bread for breakfast and dinner with no one cooking fresh food for every meal. I told him he could cook one big meal and eat it for a few days and his reply was "eww eat the same thing for 3 days?"- Emily in Berlin S27: Emily needs a residence permit from Ausländerbehörde to get a new job while the Ausländerbehörde needs a job contract to give her a residence permit, and all of this happens via Post and the comedy of chaos and ketamine turns Emily into a hermit.
- Replying to @kinocowHe was proud in his inability to cook and instead blamed people for not eating well here. Part raja beta syndrome, part cultural shock at play. Pitied his wife who made a long face while making him dinner.
- Schrodinger's Deutsche Bahn with video proof.
- "I finished my German B2 Exam by preparing in 21 days* "How do you mean?" "Like I knew no German before and prepped for the exam" "How did you do it?" "I signed up for the exam, watched videos on udemy with a focus on cracking the exam and I did it" "So is your German good?" "No"
- Balayya is the Last Telugu Action Hero. I don't think anyone else can pull what he pulled off. The internet era made him a troll favorite which he brilliantly reuses to up his image. What a treat this man is on the screen. #BhagavathKesari
- Replying to @oktatabye23Indian families are an assembly line of people production. You study, work, get married and have kids. No one knows why they're doing it but just that they have to keep the conveyor belt going without questioning. Conformity for men, conformity with pressure for women.
- In Berlin one can find food from all over the world but the baseline taste in these restaurants is at best below average. The flavor profiles are Germanized, the ingredients rarely fresh and the cuisine restaurants exist to simulate not to stir.🥙 Berlin has been named "City of the Year" by Food and Travel Magazine in honour of the cultural and culinary diversity of its cuisine
- Used to be a pro at this. Trick is to select a wedding large enough that you'll fly under the radar. Dress nothing too fancy and have an envelope with the couple's name written (info will be on the banners outside).
- Now people who've lived in Germany for over five years can become citizen. However, getting an appointment takes 15 years. So net win for the liberals and conservatives alike.
- A few years ago I met a Swedish woman at a bar and I went on a long reminiscing about TPB and how it changed my life. She asked if she could video call her brother and I could repeat what I said. Turns out he was one of the original programmers for the site and he was very happyDidn't see anyone mention it but The Pirate Bay (TPB) turned 20 years old on the 15th of September. Before Netflix/Youtube/Amazon enhanced film distribution, TPB brought in world cinema to the sleepy suburbs of South India, opening a whole new world.
