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Pseudo-Chef Jerm
@kingofthistrill
I’m broke but I will cook for a fly out.
Georgia
Born July 28
Joined April 2009
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    " Garbage Nachos" Chicken, Ground Turkey, Skrimp, Avocados, Greek Yogurt and Queso #CulinaryTrapping #FoodPorn
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    A muthafucking strawberry crunch cake with CHEESECAKE in the middle. And he has the Audacity to live next door to me. Fuck me and my budget.
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    Police brutality is really a movie genre now. Trash
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    Please don’t tell your car that.
    Yall I paid my car off today 🥹
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    You don't even like going out. You just like the process of getting ready to go out
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    Yo ..... I'm real life FURIOUS.
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    I’ve been laughing at this for hours LMAO
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    Like really bro. BANANA PUDDING CAKE WITH CHEESECAKE IN THE MIDDLE ?!?! Fuck.
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    Not even on some hating shit but it’s like life KNOWS when you pay your shit off and pop’s up like “Guess who bitch” 🥴
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    Because of y’all now I gotta die early. He’s gonna make a Twitter and hooked me up with TWO SLICES. PEACH COBBLER POUND CAKE ?!?!?!? and MORE Banana Pudding Cake ?!?!??? I gotta move.
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    Mariah Carey waking up knowing her yearly bag is coming
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    Yo. What is going on with the way we’re transporting fish lmaooo
    Restocking lake trout in Utah with aircraft, via @UtahDWR.
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    Adam Allington
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    Send her "You hungry?" at 1:27 AM instead of "WYD" and you might get a response