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Lark
@king_of_limb
Lark. Content Creator. Movie guy. Published Scientist. Music Enthusiast. Artist. Spy. Frog Prince. Bug.
he / him in Seattle
Joined March 2018
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    I am genuinely losing my mind what in the ever-loving hell is the minecraft movie
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    heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird
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    bro pixar thought this was a dog in 1995
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    boy if only there was a way to fly around the overworld in survival . . . the ever reliant happy ghast:
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    disney legally executing me after I called the newest marvel film slop because I didn't read the fine print when I went to disneyland in 1998
    Disney is trying to get a wrongful death lawsuit from a grieving husband tossed out of court because he signed up to Disney+ years earlier. His wife suffered a fatal allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant but Disney insist that the husband agreed to arbitrate all
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    one time I went to vegas to shoot a sniper rifle and the instructor asked what city I was from (many states away) and then he instantly named the two strip clubs nearest to my house
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    relaxed and feeling good
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    panel: abortion? biden: abo ibe... abor.. well. welll well hhww hwwh hwwh trump: i used the target bathroom after joe, and, let me tell you, he didn't flush. log the size, the girth, of a pringles can
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    insisting that the frog I caught at the pond sits with us at the dinner table
    I’m laughing uncontrollably at this shit
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    jerma turns into a bat then gets fuckin domed
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    Opening my door for the first time in two months only to be immediately destroyed by coronavirus
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