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Kieran
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Kieran
@kieransofar
absolute gem
- “millennials waste their money” bro i just tipped the waiter that you underpay
- “stop imposing your views on me” bro i said poor people shouldn’t starve
- “millennials waste their money” bro i just tipped the waiter that you underpay
- “are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes
- did it hurt? when you realized you’ve been recycling for years and 79% of it still ends up in a landfill
- normalise retail workers being able to tell customers to fuck off
- me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
- me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
- me: do you have any kids? date: one son that’s just under two me: yah i know how to count
- me: what do you think about helicopters? friend: not a fan me: yah they’re a bit more advanced
