Hmmm.....interesting resemblance ya got there...would be a real shame if someone....turNED TANGLED INTO A BROADWAY MUSICAL STARRING CHER AND AMANDA SEYFRIED
WHAT THE FUCK
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@kellyblaus
Joined July 2013
- My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA... FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street
- “Why don’t women just report?” We do. Y’all just don’t give a shit.College track star warned police about her ex-boyfriend 6 times in the 10 days before he killed her thinkprogress.org/mccluskey-univ…
- Daily Reminders: drink more water pee after sex jesus wasn't white reverse racism doesn't exist the friendzone isn't real punch nazis
- Alternate headline: Y'all fucked up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to liveMillennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids ti.me/2ov11R2
- woman: *has nipples slightly poking through shirt* angry cis man: oh YEAH well WHAT IF I walked around with my COCK out and just had my BALLS bouncing EVERYWHERE and SENT PHOTOS OF MY ASSHOLE to your elderly GRANDMOTHER and showed my PENIS to your pet DOG how would you like THAT
- I want Oliver Smokin Oken to be my sugar daddyBabygirl: I kid Me: I don't
- Since he doesn’t have to go on the sex offender registry, let it be known in the court of public opinion instead: His name is LYLE BURGESS in California and he is the founder of auto part company RARE PARTS INC Spread the word. Let everyone know what he is, since the law won’t.
- Please block me if you prefer Frozen over Tangled I'm so serious
- BOO FUCKING HOO ALEXA PLAY PETE DAVIDSON IM SCREMAIFNNGFJJSAriana Grande has had enough of the disrespect, responds to haters on social media.
- If you consider yourself an ally, you need to do more than just worry about police brutality. Donate. If you don’t have the money, go to a protest. If you can’t go to a protest, sign petitions and share information. Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something.
- Swallowing your own vomit while deepthroating without the guy noticingWhat is an extreme sport?
