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Kelly Martin
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- got engaged today and the #1 thing my dad told my fiancé was to “keep her in line”
- I’ve tried to book Adam Sandler for almost 10 years, and to finally end up locking him on @PardonMyTake was huge for me personally, and for US. so proud and lucky to work with all of these dopes.
00:00 - Life is short. I lost my dad 3 months ago and every day is hard, especially today. this is a reminder to hug your dad, call him, spend time with him, have 100 beers with him if he’s still here. I’d give anything to do it one more time with mine❤️
- Me when @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter finally get me the purse they promised me 100 bookings ago
- I’m sick and tired of people talking shit about spiral ham.
- @PhilMickelson Phil. Phil. Phil. Go on @PardonMyTake to discuss your upcoming match vs Tiger and the QBs unless you hate dogs. You don't hate dogs do you? Please confirm and I'll have my assistant Kelly handle the deTAILS
- .whats more awkward: telling my landlord his ‘drinks of choice’ are not in my budget for his holiday gift, or telling my landlord MY ‘drinks of choice’ are twist off bottles of Pinot noir and michelob ultras?
- confirmed: rookie of the year
00:00 - on the plane to Italy for our honeymoon and my husband is next to me google translating “honeymoon,” “wife,” “husband,” and “weed.” I picked a winner
