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grass

@keepoffgrasss

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Joined December 2020

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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Apr 15
Another milestone for ya girl 💅🏽 Few days ago my cuz put me on her crypto coach & I tapped in with $850, few hours later $43K hit my Cash App after her cut 😭💰🔥 Now today I just copped a new car 😍 All thanks to my girl Coach @victorialduke you ate that down sis, love you fr 💖
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Oct 27, 2024
i wish there was a word for things you stick on the refrigerator
oiloou
@cuteee_all
Oct 26, 2024
I can't believe it! So many interesting refrigerator stickers.
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
May 24, 2025
taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Sep 18, 2025
he wont me so bad
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Jan 22, 2024
nevermind he cheated on me
grass
@keepoffgrasss
Jan 17, 2024
my bf just stopped watching a movie so we could watch it together and he said "that was my orange i peeled for you" lmao
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Jun 23, 2025
no dating apps because im single in a far deeper more intellectual way than you are
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Mar 13, 2024
these two tweets alone have permanently changed my life
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@keepoffgrasss
Jul 12, 2025
i feel like i sound like this when i talk sometimes
Images AI Could Never Recreate
@imagesaicouldnt
Jul 12, 2025
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Aug 5, 2021
Replying to @nymphl0rd
he looks like a mixture of every man she dated in new girl
grass
@keepoffgrasss
Oct 7, 2024
hey sorry i let u have my phone number i just realized i have zero interest getting to know you as a person
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Apr 23, 2025
omg youre so smart for a man
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Sep 15, 2023
they should let teachers have a beer at lunch
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Apr 29, 2025
when a man treats me like a person its like ok so whats ur angle here
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grass
@keepoffgrasss
Mar 30, 2025
one time i ate an entire pack of sliced ham at a party like this and we had to leave when a guy yelled “WHO ATE MY HAM”
MythoAmerica 🌲
@MythoAmerica
Mar 30, 2025
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