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keely flaherty
@keelyflaherty
fan account for the 1996 movie twister
Los Angeles, CA
Born February 7
Joined January 2011
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    the most realistic part of the parent trap is that annie/hallie’s dad has absolutely no idea that his daughters have switched places, but within 48 hours hallie’s nanny/surrogate mother is like “you didn’t eat your chili, who are you little stranger”
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    feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week
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    2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex 2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator
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    too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now
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    find someone who looks at you the way literally everyone looks at meryl streep
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    strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs
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    friend: how are things? me: things are good! narrator: things were not good
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    girls only want one thing and that’s for brendan fraser to be happy
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    melissa mccarthy did not play sean spicer SHE BECAME SEAN SPICER
    00:00
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    hey sorry i overreacted, i always do that whenever anything happens
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    accidentally signed off an important email with "all the vest"
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    leonardo dicaprio, and the ghosts of all the oscars he never won
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    i’m not crying because i’m sad, i’m crying because i waited too long to eat and now i have lost my entire mind