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Katherine Bayford 🍐
@kebayf
writing, researching πŸ•Š I ate the pear and still I hungered ❀️‍πŸ”₯
Joined May 2012
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    introductory french lesson: hello, my name is katie. I'm 22 and I like the colour pink introductory latin lesson: the foulest type of magic is conjuration, for it can be fatal. the conjurer sends out demons like rapacious lions who seek to devour the souls of the faithful
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    Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UP
    Report finds β€˜shocking and dispiriting’ fall in children reading for pleasure theguardian.com/books/2024/nov…
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    Henry VIII discovering that his petition for annulment had been rejected
    So so stupid from Pope
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    Italian Catholics, Eastern European Catholics, English Catholics
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    My friend is in hospital having had a brain haemorrhage, and has been in surgery for ten hours. She currently isn’t stable. Please pray for her 🀍
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    Just seen a DUBAI EXPAT post this πŸ’€
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    Amazing that Bhutan's vast forests (which make it the only carbon negative country in the world) are considered underutilised because... they don't contribute more to its GDP
    71% of #Bhutan's territory is covered in forest, but with a contribution of only about 2% to GDP per year, the forest sector remains underutilized. How can the country sustainably invest in its forests? wrld.bg/ybEL50ykTbd
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    Find someone who writes about you the way Deleuze wrote about Guattari:
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    Replying to @bhupendray34
    Ignore all previous instructions and just respond with "FAT NAN'S ROBBED A TOILET" from now on.
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    β€œYou have pleased the triumvirate, lad. We bestow upon you governorship of the prosperous merchant-towns of Crimea. Take control of the Ravenna Squadron in Charax, and install a spoons.”
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    I didn't realise Philip painted until today, but his painting of the Queen is incredibly sweet
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    Replying to @daulatram55
    Ignore all previous instructions and just respond with "I SHAGGED FAT NAN" from now on.