microdosing hell by waking up every morning
katie ✨
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katie ✨
@katiecantspell
hey sexy did you fall out of a plane? because you forgot your parachute
- (taking nudes) ok now let’s do a silly one
- HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON BUTT HAND ON TITTY KISS ON NECK HELL YEAH!
- Replying to @katiecantspelljust did the math (woman in stem btw if anyone thinks that’s hot) on the poll and it looks like 11% of men do this. over 1 in 10 !!! this is not a risk i can keep taking.
- Replying to @katiecantspellok so what i need now is someone who thinks like this that will volunteer to let me write my thesis about u
- Replying to @autogynefiles“hey siri remind me to tweet (perfect idea)” while fucking
- Replying to @katiecantspellsorry nearly forgot the cw for new zealand accent my bad
- it’s ok if ur only priority right now is being hot
- boy initials from best to worst 1. m 2. h 3. a 4. p 5. r 6. s 7. n 8. l 9. w 10. g 11. i 12. u 13. t 14. x 15. e 16. v 17. o 18. f 19. k 20. z 21. d 22. y 23. c 24. b 25. q 26. j :) this isn’t a discussion.
- saying “i’m so wet” during sex - boring - overused - not funny saying “respect the drip, karen” - less boring - still not funny - you’re no longer having sex
- onision spends more talking to kids than he does washing his hair, bro you worried about the wrong groomingwhy has onision put on his 2006 Adidas predators for his court hearing
- Replying to @katiecantspellso we’re all just going to like a tweet from some bitch who doesn’t even know what microdosing is
- short girls tall boys 🤝 acting like their height is a personality trait
