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don | brady bunch era
@katelosten
i take sketch comedy very seriously
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Joined March 2013
- i asked my mom why they can’t be together bc i know she watches this religiously and it basically amounts to “they’re on two separate shows”“i want to but i can’t” you’re both 5000 years old omg
- idrgaf that david harbour cheated on the woman who dressed up as a “gynecologist dr. luke” after kesha came forward about being sexually abused by him.
- everyone like “ugh actors don’t need more money” but i think it would be super funny if they all unionized to drive disney into bankruptcyAfter Scarlett Johansson’s lawsuit against Disney, Emma Stone is said to be weighing her options about pursuing legal action over ‘CRUELLA’. (via: screenrant.com/cruella-movie-…)
- the thing that kills me about this is that she was seated for the show up until this pointHey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess
- i simply don’t believe that brenda song needs to steal money from trace cyrusTrace Cyrus has accused Brenda Song of lying about being terminally ill, stealing thousands from him and faking multiple pregnancies.
- thinking about the part in the oj series where oj’s threatening to shoot himself and david schwimmer as robert kardashian goes “juice, please, not in kimmy’s bedroom. do not kiII yourself in the bedroom where my little daughter, kim kardashian sleeps, juice”
- in mockingjay when johanna is like “i vote yes (to doing a hunger games with capitol children) snow’s got a granddaughter” like NOOOOOOOO they don’t even know she’s a STAN“Grandpa can I meet him” IJBOL
- the best christmas songs are the ones that barely even mention christmas and are just about a fraught relationship with an ex
- i know perks of being a wallflower has been largely reduced to a 2012 ya tumblr aesthetic moment over the years but does literally no one remember that it’s a book/movie about childhood sexual abuse?LEAVE MISOGYNY IN 2023 IM LITERALLY FUMING
- normal-ass response to someone having a crush on you idec
- this is the succession opening sequence
- you’ve really gotta hand it to taylor swift’s publicist bc “she generously rents out her jet for her poorer friends who can’t afford their own personal jets to use” is the funniest possible way to put a humanitarian spin on her carbon emissions
- hunger games wouldn’t have worked if they cast a tall guy as peeta. he needed to be a short king it’s an integral part of his charm
