mutually clocked/got clocked by a girl at work and i meowed and she said "sorry im not that kind of autistic"
kat_moder
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kat_moder
@kat_moder
🕸️ you're in MY web, now. 🕸️ MDNI. Im THE Halo 2 oomf. NSFW
- when i want to play blue but my Switch wife wants to fucking play orange
- STOP CALLING IT A PISS WATERFALL ITS NOT PISS!!! ITS MINERAL DEPOSITS!!!!!!
- me after a long night of just sitting next to her and watching movies and holding handscan we relax here buddy
- at trans night four or five different girls asked me to pick them up and i would just say "so where are we going?" and walk around with emimportant psa (especially with me)
- (trying to flirt) i could kill you yknow
- hey this was worth it btw
- Replying to @meatsweatmcgee and @jates513trying to transition but my hairy smelly balls just ownt fucking let me
- accidentally made it so that my wife needs a pair of my sweaty underwear to get off so now doing laundry makes her upset
- i trained my wife to bark when i hurt her but now whenever she stubs her toe or somethin i hear a slight "wruf!"and its amazing
- conditioning my bush so her nose has a soft place to rest
- ive never seen a woman's bulge from below looking up at her and also there's a little contempt in her eyes like she fucking hates me and is waiting on me impatiently
- how i be waving it in her face after i tell her how sweaty i am
