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Kash Akhtar
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Kash Akhtar
@kashakhtar
Orthopaedic Surgeon @clecliniclondon; Reader #ortho & #MedEd @qmul; Course Director @orthomasters; Educator; Founder & Podcaster @orthohubxyz
- I'm here on call for major trauma right now Donnie. I wouldn't call it a warzone but the vending machine is out of Coke Zero #disaster #godhelpus"They don't have guns, they have knives, and instead there's blood all over the floors of this hospital." President @realDonaldTrump says he has read that a central London hospital is now "a war zone for horrible stabbing wounds"
00:00 - for people asking me how I manage my work-life balance, here is an overview x.com/TheBestfigen/s…
- given that @ProfKarolSikora was the only one of 30+ people to offer work experience, mentorship & support to a 17 year old from a working class family with zero connections, and then getting to know him a little, I can confirm he is indeed not a shape-shifting lizard or a puppetOn top of being a puppet for the British and Libyan Governments, I was accused yesterday of working for Putin! Utterly bonkers. Maybe I'm a shape-shifting reptile too? It's all water off a duck's back. Have a nice Sunday everyone!
- If ever you wanted to see an Achilles tendon snap in slo-mo
- Senior surgeon: "haven't done one of these in quite a while, let's see how it goes" x.com/itsnotgonewell…
- Multiculturalism: having to wait to until iftar to break your fast before you can eat your Easter egg
- writing a combined ortho-plastics operation note, I'll let you decide which is which
- I'm using X less and less, primarily because of the nonsense responses you get to posts (such as us welcoming our incoming ST3s). Unclear if ill-informed, mischievous or malevolent. All trainees are appointed via an independent national ranking process, we celebrate them all
00:00- if you've ever worn a random pair of theatre shoes or clogs, you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine
