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Karol Markowicz

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Karol Markowicz

@karol

Born USSR | raised Brooklyn | now south Florida. Jew. Columnist @nypost & @foxnews. Host of the Karol Markowicz Show, co-host of Normally, both on @iheartradio.

Free state of Florida

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Joined December 2008

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Karol Markowicz
@karol
May 1
📌 I don't see notifications from ppl who don't follow me. Rudeness=block My newsletter: karolmarkowicz.substack.com My IG: instagram.com/karolinpublic Our book: amzn.to/47h3xQz My non-political podcast: omny.fm/shows/the-karo… Our political podcast: omny.fm/shows/normally
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Jan 1, 2025
BREAKING: the man who rammed his car into people in New Orleans last night is named Shamsud Din Jabbar. Born and raised in Texas. Served in the US Army.
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Mar 17, 2022
Twitter suspended a major newspaper’s account for a story everyone is now forced to acknowledge was true. That’s fine, right? We’ll just be moving on?
Karol Markowicz
@karol
Oct 21, 2025
My pilot on this United flight came out and introduced himself, said he and his co-pilot are both ex-Air Force, he flies the plane like his mom is on it, and then shouted out a Vietnam Vet on board and we all applauded. I want him to be my pilot on every flight!
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Jul 17, 2024
The only people still testing for covid are trying to get out of doing something.
Yamiche Alcindor
@Yamiche
Jul 17, 2024
President Biden just tested positive for COVID.
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
May 8, 2025
In the list of 80 arrestees from the Columbia library yesterday, 61 were female, 19 male. Young women are not doing well.
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
May 14, 2025
“Nobody knew!” Me in 2022:
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Sep 16, 2025
I’m supposed to hope this guy’s life isn’t ruined? What am I supposed to want him to be? My dentist? My kid’s teacher? Be serious.
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Sep 16, 2025
DISGUSTING. At a @txst Charlie Kirk memorial event, a student MOCKS Charlie’s ass*ssination, curses, and spits at people honoring his memory.
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Jan 26, 2025
Oh no, not flowers! I guess we’ll just have to keep the murderers, they got us by the flowers.
Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
@ananavarro
Jan 26, 2025
Most of the flowers imported into the US, come from Colombia. Happy Valentine’s Day, America. 🌹
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Feb 18, 2025
I don't know why @elonmusk stole my credit card number and bought me this Hermès bag but he's going to hear about it from my husband.
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Jan 21, 2021
We are doing close to 1 million shots a day and the Joe Biden plan is to do 100 million shots in 100 days. It's literally the same plan.
CNN
@CNN
Jan 21, 2021
Newly sworn in President Joe Biden and his advisers are inheriting no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of from the Trump administration, sources tell CNN, posing a significant challenge for the new White House. cnn.it/39OswPb
Karol Markowicz
@karol
Dec 5, 2020
How do pro-lockdown people explain that wide open Florida has approximately the same case numbers as mostly closed NY?
Karol Markowicz
@karol
Aug 2, 2025
Walking in London with my kids and it definitely took us a second to realize it’s a prank. Right? It is, right?
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Karol Markowicz
@karol
Jan 7, 2022
So many "I did everything right but still got covid" pieces. I'm ready for some "I did everything wrong and never got covid" ones.