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Karli Marulli
@karlimarulli
girl comedian
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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    its a thanksgiving miracle, i fixed up this old clip of my video game joke. enjoy 😎
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    trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕
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    used my $2 in cash tips to buy a scratch off and won $3 god gives his funniest jokes to his minimum wagest workers
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    a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes
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    this is exactly how i’d dance if i also suddenly had 9 nonsensical streams of income
    Haliey Welch breaking it down in Dallas 🤣
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    its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
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    Shrek’s disgusting little vest makes me gag
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    also baby food tastes like shit now and my fisher price keys won’t start my car
    Disney channel had the biggest falloff i’ve ever seen
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    my turd came stinky…. thanks butt
    my showgirl hairbrush came broken… thanks umg
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    white guys will open ur bra and say well looky here
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    Hey sharks I won’t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that aren’t soaking wet
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    why would I want furniture from a century that was mid
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    umm. guys this was in my cereal
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    This family has a daughter and a submissive guy