The Hawk Tuah girl is probably going to be a millionaire soon and you’re going to be working until your 70s. Let that sink in.
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@kaitduffy
just a girl in the world. jokes, food, stonks, charts, movies, music, sports, my personal thoughts and opinions. rebel at heart🏴☠️
Manhattan
Born May 20, 1989
Joined December 2010
- I met this guy 48 hours ago, cancelled a drink last night because I was fucking TIRED, and he sent me this. Sorry but I do not feel bad at all.
- Anyone want to come over and read
- By age 25 you really need to wrap up: - doing cocaine - smoking cigarettes - having roommates - going to “afters” - skipping the gym - EDM shows - going to the “club” - living at home with your parents - that dead-end relationship - lying - having more than 4 friends
- “I would not date a girl with tattoos” Bro you haven’t cleaned your bathroom in 3 months, maybe worry about that
- You guys don’t listen to me when I say you absolutely must stop doing drugs by age 25Paris Jackson Says She Has a Hole In Her Nose From Drug Use tmz.me/Hz869sT
- Anyone saying I’m a bad person please get a life, this guy was a fucking nut job and left me like 15 voicemails after I BLOCKED him
I met this guy 48 hours ago, cancelled a drink last night because I was fucking TIRED, and he sent me this. Sorry but I do not feel bad at all. - The hottest guys are horrible at sex. Get yourself a mid dude with a good sense of humor and your legs will be shaking guaranteed😭Unfollowed a hot guy because I found out he is *extremely* bad at sex. Stay safe out there ladies. Deceit walks among us
- If you’re a sugar baby in nyc and didn’t get invited to the US Open, the Wal Mart Supercenter is hiring in Secaucus, NJ
- “No tax on cash tips!!!” Do you realize 90% of all waiters and bartenders have never reported their cash tips in the history of time?😂
- Replying to @jerrybagloverDude, I literally just came to your page to check on you and you tweeted lol
