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If we do not want to die together in war, we must learn to live together in peace
Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ
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Mr Ombudsman ™ⁿ
@kagerpeer
What is good for the Goose is good for the Gander.
|•||Philosopher |•||Random School Of Thought |•||Positive Activism |•|| Environmentalist |•|| Geographer.
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2024
- Replying to @belladonnarthyI'm sure if we get to hear the man's perspective it would be a different story
- Heart: Text her Brain: Don't text her Me: Hi darling Her: Buy me Data Brain 🧠: I told you 😂😂😂😂
- ViRGINITY is a marriage gift, but this generation has turned that into a birthday gift💀
- Mtu asiwaikuambia "nikuulize swali na sio kwa ubaya"... Usikubali juu ni kwa ubaya 😂
- If you laugh you risk appearing to be a fool If you weep you risk appearing to be sentimental If you reach out for another you risk rejection If you love you risk not being loved in return If you place your dream in front of the crowd you risk ridicule
- What did the pillow say after falling off the bed?
- It's usually unfair how one single mistake can ruin one's reputation and hard work that they built in ages.
- 🤦Msiwai fanya blunder kupea mmasai mic siku ya mazishi, huyu alipewa akaanza, "Ero, musiba oyee; jenesa Safi? Amependesa hajapendesa? Mwenye wifu akufe kama hii mutu hapa kwenye jenesa. Kwanza kabisa napedlnda kushukiri hii marehemu sababu ina upendo, nafanya nakutana leo,...
- Nimekaa tu hivi nikakumbuka wale walikua wanaandika Kwa textbooks zao ati, "Borrow once, Buy Yours" So cringe 🚮🙂
- So I go to this Mpesa shop, and hand 500/- to this Mpesa lady and tell her to deposit, she does her thing as I wait for a confirmation message, 🤦🤨 tell me why I get an SMS saying 'your airtime recharge of 500 KSH is successful'
- What's the best way to handle a rumour you've heard about you?
- Niliwacha kuenda church juu wakati wa praise wamama wanashake bumbum nasahau kitu ilinipeleka huko
- F*ck Ruto buana nimetoboa shimo ingine kwa belt