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6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?"
Me: "I'm gay."
Nephew: "What that mean?"
Me: "I like men not women."
Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"
Me:
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tHE.lAST🔝
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@jusLikeMike911
No seriously don't DM me ♍
Florida, USA
Joined October 2009
- Every black person in America:
GIFSeveral pro-Trump rioters have been identified as off-duty cops from across the country. revolt.tv/news/2021/1/12… - Homophobia, cause why do you care?What's the one thing you cannot wrap your head around?
- Me: *gets hit by a car* Me: *opens twitter* "Y'all....."
- Something about jumping on a plane in the air just makes me nervous lolTHE ATLANTA FALCONS ARE 6-3
- You mean fractured my wrist?What would you do if Jay-z snatched your phone from your hand?
- Damn they are really committed to those hairstylesOutlasting everyone… never married
- GYMFAOMMFRRTFN!!!
- Prancer and Vixen after calling Rudolph a f*ggot
- Her goofy ass do not need to play Storm
- Watching "Us" with a bunch of black people was such an experience. Lupita yelled at her husband "You're not making the decisions anymore!" And some black girl screamed "PERIOD!" And the whole theater busted out laughing 😂
- So many people made this about his sexuality as opposed to him just being a nasty individual
- Couple in public: "Excuse me, can you take this picture of us?" Me, a supporter of love:
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