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JUNK BOND ANALYST
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JUNK BOND ANALYST
@junkbondanalyst
Leveraged finance & dank memes, in a constant state of distress.
MS Excel
Joined May 2021
if you have $ on robinhood or interactive, short SAVA now- Summer interns crowded around the first year analyst (he is their leader)
- Sir, the kids table is โtaking a walkโ before dinner
- First time hearing about this for me. Thereโs platforms for buying someone elseโs non-refundable vacations at a discount. Thereโs always a trade to do.
- The plan: - meet up with the boys at 7 - pregame at home, save $ - wait in line at west village bar (50min) - buy 2 drinks ($65, pre-tip) - speak to ZERO women - get rejected from next bar (ratio) - โtonight was a movieโ at least 12x - pass out on couch - miss the ubereats order
- My date when I tell her I work 90 hour weeks regularly, have a receding hairline, and am suffering from a crippling Zyn addiction
- *INVESTORS SEEK $5 BILLION TO FORM NEW BASKETBALL LEAGUE TO RIVAL NBA Boom.
