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mrs. A
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Apparently last night a local mom walked in on her bf SAing her 6 year old. Timeline is unclear but her friends arrived to her stabbing him over and over and over- We went car shopping today, and it’s MY name and MY paychecks paying for the car but the salesmen only want to talk to my husband. I’ll fucking walk around town before I give my business to someone who can’t even include me in on the discussion
- Idk why but this isn’t what I expected.Maybe I am in the Christmas spirit 🫣
00:00 - Respect him by disrespecting his wife? Not a solid game plan my guy.
- Were school supply lists this ridiculous when we were kids? Why does my one little kindergartner need to bring 18 glue sticks and 15 expo markers?!
- “Okay enough politics” Actually I’m not gonna shut up about this at all for the next four years.
- Replying to @Mr_GoGoGadgetReminds me of when I was car shopping yearssss ago and the guy said “you already bought this car from me you just don’t know it yet” I’ve never gotten up and walked out so fast
- Do these ppl think I can’t hear them thru the wall saying how annoyed they are that I’m pumping in this room and can’t I just go somewhere else.. bc I can turn this into a legal issue real quick if that’s how they want it
- 3 hours after I tweeted this, contractions started. 5 hours after I tweeted this, she was born! Never made it to induction, she came fast & furious, & we’re already back home! 🥰🩷🥰🩷
Induction countdown: 24 hours - Replying to @Jim28383637You’d *think* women would bc wE dOnT kNoW aNyThInG aBOuT cArs
