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jude
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- i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”
- just saw someone say that stories where childhood best friends become lovers are basically incest and i think some people shouldn’t be allowed to share their thoughts in places where other people will see them idk
- the guy singing “don’t stop me now” at karaoke just sang “200 degrees that’s why they call me mr family guy” and i can feel it burrowing into my grey matter like a parasite
- unpopular opinion but...i think Hefner is an incredible role model. for other old rich men, who should also die
- Do YOU know what your kids are saying? lmao = love mao lol = liquidation of landlords tbt = talkin bout theory fml = feeling Marx's love
- i would like to understand the phenomenon of the Bad Dr Peppers. i drink a lot of Dr Pepper, and once every couple months i get a can that is bad. wrong somehow. but wrong in the exact same way as all the wrong ones before it. who is doing this to them.
- rewatching game of thrones for the first time in a long time and it’s unreal how much fun these catty little bitches are having in the first season. they love it
this heat fucking sucks but i am dying laughing at the way these candles have simply given up. they look depressed- Replying to @judecomputerif you become romantically involved with someone you know anything about or have built any kind of trust with i find that highly suspicious. kind of manipulative vibes. like tbh why are you remembering things about someone? that's really not ok
- honestly she is right i would love a local community where i can show up somewhere and say "i have nyquil brain and adderall pussy" and anywhere from 4 to 500 people will clap and one guy will say "what does this mean" and i can ignore him and then i can leave
- i love this ad. i have no fucking clue what this product does so i assume that rebecca is a witch and turned him into an egg or rock.
- saw a post asking “would you rather wear a fedora every second for the rest of your life, or every beverage you drink for the rest of your life has 2 drops of pee in it” and i thought the answer was obviously pee until i said this out loud to another person and saw their face
- i’ve been absolutely fuckin losing it at this for like five minutes
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