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Jared Freid
@jtrain56
Pre-order my book WALKING RED FLAG, out June 2!
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    Jared Freid
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    Jan 22
    Table For One Tour CONTINUES! LA for the @NetflixIsAJoke festival (Use code JOKES for presale). Shows added in Salt Lake City, Tempe, NYC, Seattle, and Boston! Assemble the group chat! If you’ve had fun at the show tag a friend who should go! #standup #comedy #netflix
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    Jun 4, 2022
    It’s “How did this person afford this trip to Europe?” month on Instagram.
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    Sep 10, 2022
    Nothing is scarier to someone above the age of 30 and having a relaxing drink than watching a DJ start setting up.
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    Feb 13, 2022
    Rams Fans are like, “Ya it would be cool if we won. When’s the game?” And Bengals fans are like “IF WE WIN MY GRANDFATHER’S SOUL WILL BE FREED!!!”
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    Nov 6, 2022
    I will be saying, “It’s 930 but it would’ve been 1030” to myself for the next 3 months.
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    May 14, 2021
    America’s overall response to covid can be summed up by a vaccination card that isn’t wallet sized.
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    Jared Freid
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    Nov 15, 2022
    No, your girlfriend isn’t on her period. She didn’t get Taylor Swift tickets. There will be two times of the month this month. Act accordingly.
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    Jared Freid
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    Feb 3, 2020
    Live shot of A-Rod during the halftime show:
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    Sep 13, 2021
    Me in my bed with the AC on high:
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    Jared Freid
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    Feb 29, 2024
    You can tell what episode of #LoveIsBlind someone is on based on who they like. Someone just told me they love Kenneth and I’m like “Oh you’re in the pods still.”
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    Feb 8, 2021
    Drunk me running to the bathroom to puke:
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    Feb 10, 2025
    This halftime is the best thing to happen to Kendrick Lamar and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to explain what’s going on right now to their parents. #SuperBowl
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    Jared Freid
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    Apr 23, 2025
    Trump offering 5k to have a baby is like your grandfather giving you $20 for books at college.
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    Jared Freid
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    Jun 29, 2020
    Your dad in front of the thermostat: