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Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute
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- No OnlyFans link, no insta promo or selling anything. Just being a slag for a love of the game, hard to come by these days
- How long until the market implodes? Surely it can’t stay like this
- Fuck does this even mean32 - Man Utd have had more shots where it would have been a goal if it had been on target than any other team this season. Leathered.
- An English person hasn’t won the Balon D’or since 2001 btw
- I remember the day I got virtually raped, 2-0 up in fut champs and he subbed on Ben Yedder. Haven’t been the same sincePolice are investigating the first case of rape in the metaverse after a child was 'attacked' in a virtual reality video game. The headset-wearing victim did not suffer any injuries as there was no physical attack but officers said she suffered psychological & emotional trauma.
00:00Readers added contextIn the UK, the offence of rape cannot be committed in a virtual context. Section 1 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 describes the offence of rape as one that can only be committed in person. There is no such offence as ‘virtual rape’. legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/… - The brothel was closedHarry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute
- Ever since I was 5 I remember my dad taking me to Peterborough games, love this club 💙WHAT A FINISH! 🔵 3-1 🔴⚪️ | #pufc
00:00 - Local people out of a job during a recession!! 😀✊🇵🇸The local McDonalds where I live has closed down. People, keep boycotting! 😃✊🇵🇸
- No it’s not breaking, you’re just a nonce🚨 | BREAKING: El Wey goes to Primary One/Year 1!
