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Schlatt
@jschlatt
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    @jschlatt
    Feb 11, 2021
    Replying to @Gymshark
    I like men
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    @jschlatt
    Feb 11, 2021
    Replying to @Gymshark
    I like men
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    @jschlatt
    Jul 1, 2022
    I'll never forget the day I met Technoblade. I left work early to play in a Minecraft tournament with him. I barely knew how to play... and the dude still carried us to win the entire fucking event. Rest in peace, big guy. You'll always be a legend.
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    @jschlatt
    Sep 8, 2022
    RIP Queen Elizabeth. I want to reiterate that I had absolutely nothing to do with this
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    @jschlatt
    Mar 9, 2025
    I take it back
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    @jschlatt
    Feb 6, 2018
    If America is going to elect another billionaire president, can it at least be Elon Musk next time? x.com/SpaceX/status/…
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    @jschlatt
    Feb 13, 2021
    Remember what they took from you
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    @jschlatt
    Sep 10, 2025
    Today is my 26th birthday!
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    @jschlatt
    Sep 8, 2022
    On my way home from the UK. Love that place!
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    @jschlatt
    Jul 13, 2024
    Man what the fuck did I do
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    @jschlatt
    May 8, 2021
    Just me and my boy
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    @jschlatt
    Oct 3, 2022
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    @jschlatt
    Jan 20, 2021
    Happy to announce that I have been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States
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    @jschlatt
    Sep 28, 2021
    Was it something I said
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    @jschlatt
    Apr 9, 2021
    My bad