Pinned
9 iron now a healthy 140 yards
Sunak did call the election and Thursday sees the end of the Tories
That’ll be it for me
More of this and less Twitter until I can hit a 9 iron more than 120 yards 😳 or Sunak calls the election
JPC
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JPC
@jpxan71
Windswept and interesting. Fuckpigs are eejits. Eejit and Gobshite translates as ‘cunt’. COYBIG always.
Joined June 2012
- I’m in bits 🤣🤣🤣 I may even go so far as supporting Scotland now 🤷♀️😂
- I’ve always loved John Oliver but I swear to God this is perfection 🔥🔥🔥👇👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥🔥
- Can we all commit to tweeting this relentlessly on Monday 🤷♀️It’s what she’d have wanted
- He didn’t wear a suit It’s the same look as yesterday None of this is mentioned He’s made feel welcome Because we have a grown up in charge 🔥🔥🔥
- Heseltine repeatedly kicking Rees-Mogg in the balls is a thing of beauty and fully worth the 6 minutes 🔥🔥🔥
- A little reminder and who makes a point better than Russell Howard 🤷♀️ Vote every single one of single one of these fuckers out tomorrow
- Some countries are just effortlessly cool when it comes to flagshagging🔥 x.com/DudespostingWs…
- One minute into the New Year and I swear Sadiq Khan has just nailed ‘annoying all the right people’ award for 2024 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥💥💥
- Yvette Cooper totally owns Jenrick to the point where it’s painful to watch his childlike squirming
- #c4BritainDecides This is precisely why I was watching C4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
00:00 - Ben Elton speaks for me. Utter bollox from Sunak that ignores everything that has brought us to this point… now ‘hold your nerve’ #Sunakered
