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Joseph Anderson
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Joseph Anderson
@jph_anderson
I'm a witcherer. Youtube video game critic. Streamer on hiatus. Unfortunately in New Brunswick.
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- Nintendo is the Disney/Apple of video games, and you should never forget it.
- Elden Ring isn't Dark Souls 4. It's Dark Souls 4, 5, and 6 all at once.
- Among Us proves how unreliable eye witness testimony really is. pretty sus
- Alright so Elden Ring is one of the best gaming experiences I've ever had. It managed to recapture the magic of my first Dark Souls 1 playthrough. I want to give it a 10/10 for that. But it has a couple really big problems and I don't know how they should factor into the score.
- The Breath of the Wild 2 delay is upsetting. That 2022 release date was a *blood promise* and now it was a lie. Too many developers at Nintendo are having too many kids, not working hard enough, probably aren't even working on it at all actually. They don't care. What a joke.
- Liam Hemsworth replacing Henry Cavill as Geralt means I have to change one line in the Witcher 3 video. This will result in another 3 month delay from rerecording the entire script around this change. We thank you for your understanding regarding this setback.
- Replying to @jph_anderson- Imagine saying this and meaning it.
- April Fool's is officially over where I am. Any further bamboozle is now illegal. So: The Elden Ring video is real. And that clip is a part of it. The full thing is about 90 minutes long. Will be out in a few days. Hope you like it.
- It's Day 35 of the US Election. Wisconsin is on its 13th recount. There's a different winner every time. Nevada repeats its morning announcement. "Today we'll be done counting. This time for sure." All contact with Pennsylvania was lost on Day 25. We don't talk about it.
- Almost everyone is agreeing with (most) of the points in my Elden Ring video. I have failed as a contrarian critic. :( I am sorry. I will try to do better.
- I now have more kids than Dark Souls games.
- Josef Fares tops his "fuck the Oscars" moment by smuggling a time traveling young version of himself to say something fucky about Bill Clinton.
- God of War Ragnarok Thor discourse is embarrassing. Grow up the fuck up, gamers. See you next month for another amazing tweet.