I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw
pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in January: ░MY░PUSSY░IN░BIO░
pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in August: “I was the conductor. It crashed because I was touching myself too much”