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JP
@jpbrammer
Writer. Illustrator. Award-winning Joto.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2009
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    fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
    The Emasculation of Prince Harry in Six Pictures. The toxic impact of SJW Hollywood feminism on Western man cannot be understated.
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    asking my girl which hospital she’s in because someone told me the queen was dying
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    this is going to ruin the tour
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    in the top 10 design ideas ever
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    this is the one that’s been frying rice
    Does anybody care about this shrimp they caught in Florida
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    when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer
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    I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw
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    well selectively activate them
    Human DNA contains all the necessary genes to produce feathers - it's merely a matter of selective activation.
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    I detest the world that hurt Big Poppa
    Big Poppa has been so sad today, I think he miss playing with the kids in the building. He just watches them from the patio
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    pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in January: ░MY░PUSSY░IN░BIO░ pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in August: “I was the conductor. It crashed because I was touching myself too much”
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    how did they crucify a pea
    Christmas begins with Jesus!
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    We are quite literally not being tested
    “When America is tested, America rises to the occasion.” -@realDonaldTrump
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    me ordering delivery in quarantine
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    I don’t need to “see myself” in a president. I need to stop seeing GoFundMe campaigns for insulin.