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Jordan Menard
@jordanhaswings
Co-Founder InstantHydration.com | Isaiah 6:8
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Mar 21, 2022
    "I miss the old, spend over $20k per day with a couple image ads and a 33 ROAS Facebook." Me too, pour one out. The game may have changed, but folks are still making it work. Here are 5 traits we see with our brands that are still scaling in 2022 👇
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Mar 14, 2022
    I've written & ran individual ads that did over 7 figures for Jordan Belfort, Sam Ovens, Donald Trump, Bob Proctor, Robert Kiyosaki, Tai Lopez, The Morrison Bros, and more. Here's 5 key takeaways I got from creating & scaling ads for the biggest personal brands in the game:
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Oct 31, 2025
    okay @lukebelmar you got a real offer. obviously you'll take it, becuase it's an easy $1m for you.
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    Jason Applebaum
    @Jason______A
    Oct 31, 2025
    Would you actually like to open up Facebook ad accounts? @lukebelmar We both stick $1,000,000 in an escrow account. We can have 5 people you select two, I select 2 and then a random selection. On a non recorded zoom sign NDA’s (since I’m private about my brands not a course
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Apr 8, 2025
    Meta saying you should test in ABO and scale in ASC, and specifically highlights the value of a creative testing campaign. Who could've seen this coming? CC @colinvmcguire @ashvinmelwani @IstvanicMarin
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Jan 22, 2022
    Copywriting is the fire starter for the marketing process. • Video scripts → copy • Ads → copy • Email → copy • Landing pages → copy It's all built on copywriting.
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Mar 22, 2024
    The state of @Meta summed in one screenshot.
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Jan 27, 2022
    "Facebook ads are dead in 2022." - People with trash creative who can't reach the next branch above low-hanging fruit.
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Oct 31, 2025
    hey @spencerinvestor and @coffeebreak_YT you guys should check out @lukebelmar 's interaction with @Jason______A .... you guys would eat this up.
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    Jason Applebaum
    @Jason______A
    Oct 31, 2025
    Why won’t you bet me @lukebelmar ?
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Jul 19, 2025
    Every savage media buyer I know tests creative with abo and scales it where it lies. Everyone has their own twist or style from that foundation , but functionally it’s the same thing. Every. Single. Savage media buyer I know. Does it this way. I’m sure it’s a coincidence.
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Nov 30, 2024
    It took 105 days for Instant Hydration to have it's first six figure day. Missed it by 6 days...
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Oct 31, 2025
    This dude who suddenly became a Christian right as he’s being indicted for scamming calling @Jason______A a maggot in ecomm is amazing how do we bet on this
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    Luke Belmar 👽
    @lukebelmar
    Oct 31, 2025
    Replying to @Jason______A and @heystevetan
    Come compete maggot
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Mar 15, 2022
    I am still shocked by people who don't use Facebook Ad Library on the regular. It's like a buffet for inspiration.
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Sep 5, 2025
    "Natural CAC" = the cost Meta wants to charge you to acquire a customer. Hit this number, and Meta will give you nearly infinite scale. Raise budget 100% → CAC only rises ~10%. For subscription brands, the game is finding this number; then scaling into it. Trying to
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    Jordan Menard
    @jordanhaswings
    Jun 28, 2025
    I am thinking about starting an exclusive group for coaching with some of the best marketers I know. The concept is simple; once a week, the coaches get on a call with the community, and we do a live walk through of whatever you're working on. We help you with your business
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