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Jon S. Baird
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Jon S. Baird
@jonsbaird
Film Director: TETRIS / STAN & OLLIE / FILTH / CASS
- I would tell you to go back to where YOU come from, but your mother was Scottish and they fuckin hate you. 🏴So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
- These folks all turned down honours: Danny Boyle, Ken Loach, Jim Broadbent, Paul Weller, John Lennon, George Harrison, David Bowie, Albert Finney, Stephen Hawking, Roald Dahl. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
- Replying to @Gabriele_CornoWas the person filming not going to save the cat? Or the dog?
- I’m from a small town in Scotland called Peterhead. It’s a no frills kinda place that definitely wouldn’t be described as “woke”. But I swear if Andrew Tate or Russel Brand ever came there with their shite, they’d be handed their arseholes on a plate.
- Saying that @martin_compston is not allowed a political opinion because he’s an actor, is like telling someone they can’t have an opinion on a performance because they’re not an actor. 🏴🎥🎬#CompstonLegend
- Compare the original with the film. I think it’s pretty close and we even used the same backdrop footage. 🎬🙏🎥
GIF - The incredible Roger Allam playing Robert Maxwell in my next movie TETRIS. Prosthetics designer is the equally brilliant Mark Coulier, who also did STAN & OLLIE.
- You’d have thought dopey would’ve learnt after ‘Brick to the Balls gate’. Gives me so much pleasure seeing wannabe hard men making absolute mugs of themselves. 😂👏
- A cross between Buster Keaton and Jim Carrey. 👏👏👏
- First minister @NicolaSturgeon brilliant again on radio five live. Her parting shot right at the end was magnificent. Nicky Campbell: “join us tomorrow when we’ll have Nigel Farage” Nicola Sturgeon: “that’ll be a joy for ya” 😂😂👏👏🏴
- I never said this in any interview, but before I filmed @StanAndOllie I went to the graves of Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy to promise them I’d try and do them justice. 🙏🎬 @Stan_And_Ollie #LaurelAndHardy
- Not a fan of the Royals or Meghan / Harry. But even less a fan of Jeremy Clarkson, who I’ve worked with. A public school bully who couldn’t punch his way out a paper bag. Know so many women who would kick the crap out of him for those comments. #Clarkson
- Shopkeeper on hearing my Scottish accent: Him: Do you know our taxes subsidise Scotland and N Ireland? Me: How much revenue does N Sea oil bring in? Him: oh,oh, well that belongs to the whole of the U.K.! Me: I think I’ll shop somewhere else. 🏴🏴🏴🕺
