Àgbà John Doe (back up) (@jon_d

Àgbà John Doe (back up)

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Àgbà John Doe (back up)

@jon_d_doee

Man, Husband, Father, Uncle. C-in-C of Àgbàfians. We all know what we're doing. Reality-based. Send DMs for relationship, family, marriage or life in general.

Joined September 2022

Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Oct 1, 2022
If you give your wife money to go "spoil" herself, she'll go to the store to buy everything the money can afford for you & the kids & forget about herself. If you truly want to spoil her, you'll have to spend it yourself. Another way to know a good wife & mother. End.
Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 24, 2025
If you have a wife that has never questioned your authority, & always wants to make you feel like a man, you don't know what God has done for you. I am a living example. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 25, 2025
You married a woman with your money. Left your parents to cleave unto her. Feed, cloth and house her. Then she'll threaten you that she wants to leave, & you'll be begging her not to leave. She'll cheat on you, rob it on your face, & call you a stupid man. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 24, 2025
We can engage here for now, until the main page is fully restored. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 25, 2025
If you meet a man that is from a wealthy family, above 35 and still single. Please be careful. You're not the first woman to meet him. He may be either gay, or has severe character flaws. Women love money. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 25, 2025
Something just crossed my mind & I realized that I've not been talking about it. Young ladies, Another thing you need to be looking out for in men, is if he's a drug addict. Some of them secretly take it, & you may not know. Except you cohabit. They'll ruin your life. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 24, 2025
If you're above 25 as a lady, and you're not in any relationship. Please, do not date any man that is jobless. And if he's working and above 30, he must be living in his own apartment. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Sep 25, 2022
If you wish to punish your cheating husband. 1) cook for him 2) don't call to check on him unless you need money. 3) when he returns, don't ask how his day went. 4) when you dress up, don't ask him if he likes your look. 5) when you knack him, don't moan. Thank me later. End.
Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 25, 2025
You may not agree with me. But first daughters are mostly more successful than first sons. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Sep 30, 2022
Kissing & making love to your spouse when they've not brushed/taken their bath has to be one "intimate" & natural moment you'll have with anyone. Some people in relationship still hide pants, put off the lights & "bath" before any intimacy. Marriage is not relationship. End.
Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Sep 30, 2022
A woman that genuinely works hard for her money will hardly buy an expensive car (like Benz) or phone with it. She may build a house or invest in something for her children or future children. A woman will not waste her legitimate money on what she cannot maintain. End.
Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 25, 2025
And if you notice that his family are unusually too nice to you, & talking about marriage, it may be an issue. They may want you to come help them "rehabilitate" their son for them. They know what you don't know. Don't get carried away by all the niceness that you get. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Apr 24, 2025
It's morally wrong for a married man to deflower a woman that he's not going to marry. End.
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Àgbà John Doe (back up)
@jon_d_doee
Sep 28, 2022
Sometimes, you have to deliberately "forget" some money in your pocket. So your wife, children or maid will always be conscious of checking your pockets before dry cleaning or washing them. Your "wisdom" & stinginess will make them wash your important documents one day. End.