An English man has asked me if the IRA are planning on ‘kicking off again’ over Brexit. I had to explain to him that The IRA don’t share their plans with us in a National what’s app group called ‘IRISH LOLS’.
Joanne McNally
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Joanne McNally
@jomcnally
Listen to ‘My Therapist Ghosted Me’ & ‘Who Replaced Avril Lavigne’ wherever you get your pods.
- Had to ask a girl on the train to move her bag so I, a human who has paid for a ticket, could sit down, & she was so rude about it that I now despise her & I'm wondering is this level of anger normal or do I need to attend a course of some sort.
- Is this not how coats work?Kate Middleton re-wears blue Alexander McQueen coat for fourth time trib.al/imzsA53
- It’s lashing rain here in Crete but I still get up every day, put on factor 50, denim shorts and sit on the balcony freezing my tits off while the locals drive around in rain gear. A holiday is a holiday, There are rules.
- I've just seen a massive stag party of what appear to be straight & very 'hard lad' type men in Dublin airport toast to Phillip Schofield & my heart had a little melt, and then I got charged €12 for a panini that tasted like a worm & it froze over again #PhillipSchofield
- Watched a couple having dinner & they were laughing & flirting. He goes off to the loo & she immediately scrolls through his phone & then eats two huge forkfuls of his dinner. He returns none the wiser, they go back to flirting & leave holding hands. We are all insane.
- I’m gonna be on @RTELateLateShow next Friday and considering how every time I do Irish Telly I get trolled for being a “posh southside D4 c**t” I think I’ll do a full Hilaria Baldwin on it and be Spanish instead and be all waz is le cucumber senor Ryano
- It was an honourI’m so glad someone’s gone on after sun and has actually said what we’re all thinking about about luca and gemma #LoveIsland
- I'm confident the seats on Ryanair are getting smaller. Just tried to manoeuvre out from the window to the aisle & I basically forcibly breastfed the entire row. They all look confused, but nourished.
- I didn’t realise Steve and I were going public with our feud … but I see we areNot seen the finale of #Taskmaster yet but unless there’s a twist I don’t think I won - I enjoyed the ride though. Huge congrats to @nomadicrevery and @jomcnally @nickmohammed and the amazing Sophie Willan #justiceforwolfie
- Lashing rain this morning and I've no umbrella and a young lad walking my way asked if I wanted to share his 💔 I was extra surprised cos he had one of those heads that looks like he stabs animals. Anyway, we're now married with two kids.
- I have a fantasy where I turn @trabolgan into a Christmas Covid colony where all the asymptomatic, infected people can gather together for Christmas and get shit faced and play miniature golf ⛳️ I could probably find a riddled DJ for NYE. Come party on Omicron Island 🙌🏼
- Had to act out a tampon in a Thai chemist. I pointed to my crotch and pretended to cry. She nodded knowingly & led me straight to the pregnancy tests. Clearly a woman as enthused about motherhood as I am.
