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Jojo Sutherland
@jojosutherland
Award winning Comedian, Actor & Writer. @BeHonest_Pod. Most recently Tour Support for @jonathanpienews. Check out my comedy workshops for business @SUBeCounted.
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Joined March 2009
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    Hmmmm, weird! I do the warm up for this and watch the show every night. I should probably get my ears tested if you’ve heard all those things and I haven’t after seeing it over a dozen times? Or maybe, cloth ears, you’re being deliberately obtuse?
    Just left Jonathan Pie’s latest stage show feeling slightly offended after he: 1) called all Tory voters c*nts 2) called all private schoolkids c*nts 3) called King Charles a c*nt in the same week as his cancer diagnosis Think carefully before paying for his pricey tickets…
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    Replying to @JonathanPieNews
    Imagine Boris outside Number 10 next Friday morning, looking like a startled pig in a hay bale, saying the words: "I'm about to go to the palace and offer my resignation". Just picture that as you enter the voting booth. Please watch the full video: youtu.be/MjUWX6S8iYU
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    I’m willing to bet ALL the money that if Scotland went for a vote on independence right now it would be 100% yes! You really are a patronising prick Boris
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    Replying to @ZubyMusic
    It’s easy to get worked up about micro issues if you haven’t ever had to deal with major issues
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    Replying to @JonathanPieNews
    You had my support every step of the way but then you wrote your instead of you’re and now you’re dead to me! #grammarnazi
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    You can take the girl out of Scotland and place her slap bang in a pub in waterloo - makes no odds , she can get pissed with this twat anywhere!
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    Replying to @JonathanPieNews
    I disagree! He has nothing to lose and everything to gain by exposing the culture - go Harry!! Absolute maverick
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    Found a FABULOUS cigarette buddy tonight in @DreyfusJames - what an absolute treat to hang out with you 🥳
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    Replying to @ToolmakerJr @nicolelampert and @andrewdoyle_com
    Oh hi Lisa, just checking in about what I’m allowed to tweet? I noticed your displeasure with the above repost so don’t want to fall foul of your boundaries and risk you seeing anything that isn’t aligned to your thinking.
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    Replying to @thecoastguy
    Tip of the iceberg but it’s a start
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    WE HAVE LIFT OFF! My first ever full comedy special is OUT NOW on YouTube - please watch, share and tell me if you like it, fuck it! Tell me if you don’t like it - I’m very proud of it GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY IS HERE: youtu.be/YRH5wtBE2V8?si…
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    We are at breaking point and @scotgov @FionaHyslop and @CreativeScots need to make an announcement that monies will be made available to #savescottishcomedy “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” -Mark Twain - RT
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    Putting you arms round everyone? Get the fuck off me Michael Gove
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    Replying to @NeilClark66
    They legally put restrictions in place until 17th July - not that anyone seems to be paying any attention to bills being passed without question, interestingly the change in law as to how deaths are now registered ! 😱