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John the Turtle
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John the Turtle
@johntheturtle3
John ๐ข | Turtle | Professional Gossiper and Peach Lover ๐ | Ring Bearer ๐| โค๏ธ Pius
The Vatican Turtle Pond
Joined July 2025
- @popekisser brought me a flag! Look! Isn't this charming? I'll place this right next to our pond.
- Tried to follow some of your advice and talked to new guy. He hissed at me?? Terribly rude. I despise him. I heard Thomas and Vincent talking. "John and Pius don't get along." Pius?? What a weird name. Makes me hate him more.
- I have to admit Pius is a handsome guy, even though he's so strange and annoying.
- Thomas is kneeling, too. Now they're both crying. I have to type out later what they're saying I need to keep watching. But let me assure you, I'm getting emotional here. HANG ON THOMAS HAS A RING FOR VINCENT, TOO???
- Report, part 4: Thomas was limping pretty badly yesterday. Maybe he fell? Concerning! What I don't understand, however, is that Vincent-darling keeps turning all red when he sees Thomas like that. And Thomas just smiles at him and becomes red, too?? Someone explain??
- I bit the human in blue, yellow and red who caught me. He called Vincent and told him I'm a "bad turtle". I WANTED TO BE A HERO! Vincent said no peaches for a week. I hate my life. INJUSTICE!!
- Vincent just said, "Do you think he really loves me that much?" Are humans dumb? Thomas called him "the light of my universe" and "my heaven on earth" the other day, I hardly think that was an insult.Vincent-darling seems very nervous these past few days. He fumbles around with something in his pocket all the time. I wonder what's going on with him. Curious!
- Pius just asked me for more cuddles. I was too surprised to decline. I'm in some deep trouble.
- Just got back from the vet. Physically, there's nothing wrong with me, apparently. The vet said that I'm under some mental stress, usually associated with being in love. IN LOVE??? I HAVE TO GO LIE DOWN. Vincent??????
- Stole my peach back from the new guy. Already half-eaten. Bah. I bit him in the tail. Vincent saw it and told me to quit that behavior, so I bit his shoe, too. I feel a little sorry, but no one steals my peaches!
- It's meeeeeee! And Darling and Thomas ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
- Pius and I are in our own pond now. We're sitting as far from each other as possible. What should I talk to him about?
- Morning. Not a good one. New guy snored all night. Couldn't sleep. Bit him several times for it. Vincent says I won't get any more peaches if I keep biting. The world is a cruel place.
