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John Kearns
@johnsfurcoat
Touring in 2026 linktr.ee/johnkearns
London
Joined February 2011
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    Tickets now on sale! Book early to avoid disappointment. Old haunts, new favourites, “please provide tea and coffee making facilities”, Pat Cahill setting the tone, all matters, has to work, skin of your teeth, curry houses, a changed man by Cardiff. johnkearnscomedy.co.uk
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    “Sabotage your team in the next task. Make good choices.”
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    Might be a long ten weeks this.
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    Taskmaster Series 14 ends tonight. I don’t think I win but you never know how the edit goes. Thank you if you’ve watched, got in touch, bought tickets for my tour or asked on YouTube if I’m alright. I’m fine. Trust me! @AlexHorne. Gracias.
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    .@taskmaster starts tonight, Channel 4 at 9pm. A job that never stops.
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    I imagine Elton and Bernie wrote like this.
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    Enjoyed talking to Ed and James about, amongst other things, food. The film I failed to remember was Cutthroat Island (39% RT). Everything else makes complete sense and I am glad it was recorded for posterity and that everything I thought would be edited out has been kept in.
    🥖 EPISODE 186 OUT NOW 🥖 with… JOHN KEARNS Listen, review, subscribe: 🍽 Apple: apple.co/3nLhncD 🍽 Acast: play.acast.com/s/offmenu/ep-1… 🍽 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0zJPV4…
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    Be Here (@skytv) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on @NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.
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    I was thinking of this scene
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    My first stand up special airs on Sky Comedy, Saturday August 31st and is then available to watch on @NOWTV.
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    GIF