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John Kearns
@johnsfurcoat
Touring in 2026 linktr.ee/johnkearns
London
johnkearnscomedy.co.uk
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    John Kearns
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    Sep 19, 2025
    Tickets now on sale! Book early to avoid disappointment. Old haunts, new favourites, “please provide tea and coffee making facilities”, Pat Cahill setting the tone, all matters, has to work, skin of your teeth, curry houses, a changed man by Cardiff. johnkearnscomedy.co.uk
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    John Kearns
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    Oct 7, 2022
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    John Kearns
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    Oct 15, 2022
    “Sabotage your team in the next task. Make good choices.”
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    John Kearns
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    Oct 13, 2022
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    John Kearns
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    Sep 30, 2022
    Might be a long ten weeks this.
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    John Kearns
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    Dec 1, 2022
    Taskmaster Series 14 ends tonight. I don’t think I win but you never know how the edit goes. Thank you if you’ve watched, got in touch, bought tickets for my tour or asked on YouTube if I’m alright. I’m fine. Trust me! @AlexHorne. Gracias.
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    John Kearns
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    Sep 29, 2022
    .@taskmaster starts tonight, Channel 4 at 9pm. A job that never stops.
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    John Kearns
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    Oct 20, 2022
    I imagine Elton and Bernie wrote like this.
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    John Kearns
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    Apr 5, 2023
    Enjoyed talking to Ed and James about, amongst other things, food. The film I failed to remember was Cutthroat Island (39% RT). Everything else makes complete sense and I am glad it was recorded for posterity and that everything I thought would be edited out has been kept in.
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    Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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    Apr 5, 2023
    🥖 EPISODE 186 OUT NOW 🥖 with… JOHN KEARNS Listen, review, subscribe: 🍽 Apple: apple.co/3nLhncD 🍽 Acast: play.acast.com/s/offmenu/ep-1… 🍽 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0zJPV4…
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    John Kearns
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    Jun 23, 2022
    (Thank you)
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    John Kearns
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    Aug 31, 2024
    Be Here (@skytv) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on @NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.
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    John Kearns
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    Dec 3, 2022
    I was thinking of this scene
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    John Kearns
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    Aug 12, 2024
    My first stand up special airs on Sky Comedy, Saturday August 31st and is then available to watch on @NOWTV.
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    John Kearns
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    Dec 2, 2022
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