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John Moe
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Host of DEPRESH MODE and SLEEPING WITH CELEBRITIES. Author-The Hilarious World of Depression, other books. Speech maker, lead singer. johnmoe.website
St Paul, MN
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    John Moe
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    Oct 17, 2022
    New! Pinned! Tweet! 1. Hey my book is in paperback! - us.macmillan.com/books/97812502… 2. Hey listen and subscribe to my podcast - maximumfun.org/podcasts/depre… 3. My album is here - mathemergency.bandcamp.com/album/then-rus… 4. Please cast me in a movie as Weird Gas Station Guy.
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    John Moe
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    Aug 1, 2024
    If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.
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    John Moe
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    Jun 10, 2022
    I just received my second-ever handwritten, mailed thank you note from someone I interviewed. It was from David Sedaris. The first one I got was about 15 years ago. It was also from David Sedaris.
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    John Moe
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    Apr 9, 2024
    Because I never explained otherwise, my son spent a good stretch of time in his childhood thinking that a vice principal at a school was there in case the principal was assassinated.
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    John Moe
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    Aug 28, 2024
    If I was Travis Kelce and I was getting $100 million to make a podcast, the absolute first thing I’d do is quit my other job where huge strong men repeatedly slam into my head and body with tremendous force.
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    MLFootball
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    Aug 27, 2024
    🚨BREAKING: Travis and Jason Kelce are signing a 3-year, 100+ MILLION dollar deal with Amazon for their podcast, "New Heights." 👀👀👀👀 A pretty historic deal.
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    John Moe
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    Dec 8, 2017
    The problem is you never know which Gary is going to show up.
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    John Moe
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    Jul 24, 2018
    If you're about to make fun of Demi Lovato, remember that not being a monster is an option still available to you.
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    John Moe
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    Nov 9, 2017
    The WaPo story about Moore had 30 sources. Friends, 30 sources is a lot of sources.
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    John Moe
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    Aug 10, 2024
    In many ways, Steph Curry is actually a better basketball player than Jonny Flynn, whom the Timberwolves selected before him.
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    John Moe
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    Mar 29, 2019
    Hey I wonder how the band Kansas is doi
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    John Moe
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    Aug 9, 2018
    You know why NPR reporters have unusual names? Because NPR does a great job in hiring reporters from a wide variety of backgrounds. They aren't crazy wackadoodle names. They're just names. Maybe you need to get out more.
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    John Moe
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    Aug 22, 2024
    The Minnesota delegation is still on the floor. They’ll be there for hours. This, my friends, is the Minnesota Goodbye.
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    John Moe
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    Apr 6, 2019
    Everyone is freaking out about Paul Rudd turning 50 but my man Dafoe has been 50 for 35 years.
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    John Moe
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    Aug 22, 2024
    Bad news if you’re entering your 50 lb. child in the Minnesota State Fair horse fighting competition.
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