Well, I didn't have anything planned for today anyway.
John Lewis
2,269 posts
John Lewis
@johnlewis
Computer science educator, father of four, social liberal, atheist, and not a retail store. he/him/your majesty
Blacksburg, Virginia
Joined November 2007
- I respectfully disagree.It's never too early for Christmas🎄😉
- HEY! I've been verified!
- That's ok. I never offered to sell you any. @JohnLewisRetail
- I've recently become aware of that, yes.@johnlewis Your name is the same a shop in England Did you know ?
- Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
- #ExcitableEdgar in the house! Literally. @jlandpartners sent me another box of goodies: Edgar, a Google Home Hub, a cashmere scarf/hat set, chocolate Edgars, a tin of Quality Street chocolates, the pudding from the ad, and more! Thank you!
- Yikes. It's here.
- 99+ notifications. Sigh.
- In his defense, my couch has seen better days. But 'interiors nightmare' kinda hurt.
- Yes. Yes you have.Replying to @lee1ngham @GrH1584 and @johnlewisYou mean I have been tweeting some strange man in America about my underwear?
- The folks at John Lewis (the other one) sent me another gift: Elton John CD and swag. An Oriori gaming ball. A Quality Street tin of sweets. AND...a pair of premium tickets to the Elton John farewell tour! I can't wait to see @eltonofficial in concert! Thank you @jlandpartners!
- My guess is that uneven distribution of energy exploited micro fractures in the plate invisible to the eye, causing expansion and contraction that ultimately resulted in a full fracture. But what do I know? @jlandpartners
